Tuesday, December 23, 2008 | By: azaki

Final Result & Registration Day

Assalamualaikum to all KPMBP student...

your final result will be distribute after your class registration at college. But you can go to online result at www.kpmbp.edu.my... or clik here for DLM result n PIP result
New semester registration will be on 8 Jan 2008.. click here
Any inquiries please call administration office at 078842222
thanks
Monday, November 17, 2008 | By: azaki

Lawak jenaka..kui3

"Kids Are Quick "


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,
Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Salim sering mengeluh sakit kepala dan dada. Doktor menganjurkan agar dia berhenti merokok dan minum minuman keras. Selain itu harus berhenti makan daging kambing, daging kesukaan Salim.

Doktor: "Jangan lupa daging kambing. Anda hanya boleh makan sayur-sayuran dan daging haiwan yang boleh berenang dan terbang".

Setelah tiga hari berlalu sang Doktor menalifon Salim mengingatkan Salim agar makan hanya daging yang boleh berenang dan terbang sahaja. Tiga bulan kemudian Doktor mengunjungi ke rumah Salim untuk melihat perkembangannya. Dia diberitahu oleh orang gajinya Salim ada di kolam renang.

Mendengar itu, Doktor merasa tenang kerana menyangka Salim bukan hanya mengikuti arahannya, tetapi juga mahu berolahraga untuk meningkatkan kesihatan tubuhnya. Doktor langsung bergegas menuju ke
cahaya kesayanganku: kolam renang di mana Salim berada. Namun apa yang dilihatnya di kolam renang? Salim berada di dalam air melatih kambing berenang!!!

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Seorang lelaki telefon hospital untuk memberitahu yang isterinya nak bersalin. Dan jururawat hospital menjawab telefon lelaki tersebut.

Lelaki: "Hello... tolong saya sebab isteri saya nak bersalin!"

Jururawat: "Sila bertenang... ini anaknya yang pertama ke?"

Lelaki: "Apa la punya b*ng*ng... ni laki dia la!"

Jururawat: "Pulak... "

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Guru : Kenapa awak lambat?

Sin Chan: Kerana sebuah papan tanda.

Guru: Papan tanda mana ?

Sin Chan: Yang ada tulisan, "Sekolah di hadapan, jalan perlahan."
Thursday, November 13, 2008 | By: azaki

You'll never walk alone


When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm
Is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind

Walk on through the rain
Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008 | By: azaki

konvokesyen KPM SeMalaysia

Agak2 korang ada kat sini tak 3 tahun lagi.... Ghambateh...
hopefully saya boleh join masa u all konvo nanti... more pic>>>